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“I’m tryna beat life cus I can’t cheat death”

I’m not gonna pie finger like Will…

I’m not gonna par any one like Sian…

I’m not gonna take a picture so it can last longer like Tasha…

I’m not gonna keep it minimal like Charles…

I’m not gonna be out of the loop like Julie…

BUT what I will say:

IF ANYONE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE IN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS FOR ANY REASON I’M GOING TO BUSSA BUSS FLIP MODE AND LITERALLY CLEAR EVERY MEMORY I HAVE OF EVERYTHING AND REBOOT MY EVERYTHING WITH YOU.

Please… I’m saying please… What ever relationship we have and you see flaws in it i.e. YOU, please… PLEASE correct it as it’s not cool. You know it’s not cool. It’s tainted. It’s making my chest and head feel as if Ted Sprague managed to put his hand through me.

There’s no indies. It’s an observation many should take heed of.

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Moving on…

I performed at ILUVLIVE’s open mic session.

I won the ILUVLIVE open mic session.

I’m opening ILUVLIVE on the 21st.

Please come.

This is how I’m preparing for it…

Way past pen and paper. Like I said, if you can’t laugh at yourself…

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I don’t even want to revisit my recent escapade with the floor on the Piccadilly platform at S. Kensington. Please don’t ask.

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On a note totally not orbiting me

INDUSTRY TAKEOVER… STRATFORD CIRCUS… 8TH OF OCTOBER… BE THERE!

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Oh yeah… I forgot to mention…

No birth cirtif' typo.

No birth cirtif' typo.

IMA BE THE HOST SO AGAIN, PLEASE COME AND SUPPORT!

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God’s delay is not God’s denial.

I’m hungry. Let me go eat and drink water before I relive the un-relivable.

*Learning curve ball thrown. Let me gravitate to peace*

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15/09/2009 – “Yo if you didn’t know”

The title of the post is today’s date even though ALL the madness happened yesterday

HOWEVER

I’m getting all the “HAHAHAHAH RALPH YOUR A DAN GAR GAN FOR THAT” today.

BARE THINGS WENT DOWN to say the least.

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Let me kick it off from the beginning *duh*. Forgive me if I miss out chunks… I only do so ‘cus it wasn’t that interesting. I LIED!

Raph and Gary came my house so we could find a house.

We went to Finsbury Park to catch the express train to Hatfield.

Sidebar: Money is a par. We should all trade stuff we own for ‘newer’ stuff. Money is a par.

Watch the par!

Me and Raph didn’t budget enough for the journey HENCE why we bought adult return tickets to POTTERS BAR instead of HATFIELD thinking ‘yeah man we’re safe until we get there…. Minor… There’s no barriers in Hatfield’. Raph… You told me AIR! Raph failed.

‘Gazza’ bought a return ticket to Hatfield BUT it was a child ticket. KAI!

We all joked about who is more F’d for what ticket they bought but in reality, Gaz got NICED!

No inspectors came on. Jeff

We got to Hatfield now, all smiles and laughs, until we got SLAPPED in the face by a big fat closed barrier. No stush big mama.

60 Big Mama

AWAITING us, as if they had nicca vision, was two AF inspector men waiting to par it. Parring it PARRRRRRRRR!

Gaz put his ticket in and RAPH went behind him. Pause.

They didn’t make me aware of their plans. Safe you mudda sucking smucks.

Now it’s the show down

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

I had to get to the other side of the barrier with no ticket. It sounds easy on paper….

BASICALLY I gave him the shoulder then the weights and barged my way through. It was out of character but £20 fine?!!!?

SAFE!

He didn’t completely lose doh…

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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.... TEAR IIIIIIIIIIIT (8)

THAT IS MY VAN’S SHIRT! MY FAVORITE CHECKERED SHIRT! HENCE WHY I DON’T WEAR IT A LOT (SOUNDS DUMB INIT!?) BUT HE RIPPED IT! I KNOW MY DAD CAN STITCH THAT ONE TIME BUT NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… KARMA KNOWS MY LAST NAME!

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Got into Hatfield now. Waited a while. Went to the 1st and only viewing.

The ‘house’ was… Was….

I’ll let you know if we got the place in the end later BUT back to the ting tings.

*Time travel*

I got back to LON now and caught up with Roses Gabor for an interview you should see on the blog and in LIVE magazine or the Urban Development site possibly. You know them unsure ones there *say it n proper English… JOKES!… It sounds like a Shocka bar*

Time flew and Rachel joined us. Moments later a swift walk to Bar Rumba for THE MAGIC TO HAPPEN!

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I LUV LIVE was DEAD in the sense that numbers were low but NEVER will Ralph be in a venue and ‘nothing agwarn?!’

Semi-sidebar (hence it’s still on the topic if you dig): Ears is SICK! He left grime but not on a sellout tip. He done one tune yeah…

SICK!

I dunno for the fanny pack doh…

Open mic came

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM

There was only one guy on the list…

NEVER!

I told Tasha that I would write something and do it but ohhhhh she didn’t believe it… Well I didn’t but I remembered some of my ‘old’ ish and got down with my badself… HIT MEH!

TWITTER WAS POPPING OFF!

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BLISS DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEEEEEEVE!

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Here’s your proof…

All I need to do now to complete my career as a London musician is to get a couple hundred CDs pressed and stand outside footlocker with Mike GLC.

I’m HAPPY I can do stuff like this and feel no way about it. It’s a par if you can’t even go shop to buy credit… What type of life is that star!?

GET A CONTRACT PHONE!

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FreakOlogical!?

Despite not hearing a wild swarm of bee’s buzz around the young west Londoner’s name, the talent is evident and sure to smack your ear drums with classic yet innovative styles. Mr Henry ‘Taketwo’ Moller, the founder of ‘FreakOlogical Apparel’ is due to release a new line so I thought it was only right to catch up with the progress, one freak to another…

How you doing Mr Freaky? No homo btw…. That’ll be a next ting.

(laughs) I’m nice man, life’s good right now.

Freakological? Why exactly? The name is cool and it’s hard to forget but I’m just thinking what got you thinking to start thinking the thought that you thought which Freakological was? What’s the ‘logic’ behind it?

A lot of people ask me this question, and to be honest at first I just liked the name, but the ‘logic’ behind the name is pretty simple…Everyone has a freaky side and a logical side in their lives. “Freakological is the Insane, Sane part of life.”

So do you do this all by yourself?

I started FreakOlogical from scratch, with nothing, from nothing. It’s mostly done by me but we’re working with various other designers and companies to accomplish the goals which FreakOlogical have.

How is the process been since you’ve got the line off the ground regarding publicity etc. Any big names supporting what you do?

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FreakOlogical @ The 02

Since our launch @ Matter (the O2) on the 19th June, the response has been immense, we’ve had tons of people getting involved in various sides of the company, starting off was difficult to get the name out there but I feel we’ve established a name and a strong fan base on and offline. We’re sponsoring various artists which we will announce soon 🙂 but we’ve had previous support from artists such as, Skepta, K.I.G Family, The Streets, Generals Ent, Basement Jaxx, Brookes Brothers, Nappaman K, Wordplay and various other artists.

What’s the inspiration for all this? Why didn’t you pick up a microphone or a camera instead?

I’ve always been interested in fashion and making a statement since I was a ‘yout’ so I guess making my own label was a way to voice my views, a lot of people don’t know that I’m also a UK Hip Hop ‘rapper’ and make Dubstep music as well, more as a hobby, but I guess it’s had some effect on the clothes I design and put out.

How is it being independent? Many people go into the clothing business thinking ‘yh ima print a couple t shirts and boom’ but in reality, how is it for Freakological? Or is that the case?

I think being independent is a plus; I can put out what I like, when I like and do it however I like it….Which is unlike any major clothing line. There are a lot of cut corners when you’re an independent line. I do see a lot of people putting out a few T-Shirts and calling themselves a ‘label’. I think the difference between FreakOlogical and those types of lines are the ambitions we as a company hold. We’re looking to expand and start opening ‘Independent’ shops all across the UK. We’re launching our first store in West London in the next few months. This will stock ONLY Independent clothing and music. It’s going to be called “BeFreaky!” Ralph you’re the ONLY one who knows this!

freakotees1Is there any other clothing line you hear about that you think can do well or even wish they weren’t about ‘seeing that they’re crud?

To be real, I see a lot of clothing lines coming through and not many of them are showing me anything different or interesting. There are various lines which I personally support such as, Teamwhyme? & BeYou! Apparel and of course Influences such as Ugly Kids Club, Urban Nerds, DWi…Other than that, I’m not paying too much attention to any other lines. All due respect to them though! Everyone has to do their thing.

Mr Henry ‘Taketwo’ Moller, since you seem to like freaks looking at all the slogan ideas you have in mind, in the history of the freaks, what freak has been the freakiest? What freak was the fricking best freak? Favourite freak of all time?

EVERYONE has a freaky side. I’m a freak, you’re a freak, and you’re Mum, Dad, Dog, Auntie and Uncle are freaks…So…You tell me who’s freakiest?

Not my mum your mum, switch your mum with that mum, switch that mum with that mum…

What type of freak would you want to be? What characteristics?


AM the freakiest boss about! I wouldn’t want to be any other freak 🙂 BUT, saying that, I wouldn’t mind knowing what freak everyone else thinks they are…

What are the new designs in the pipe line? New slogans? Anything new? Obviously you don’t want to say much but you know how Ralph Hardy likes a good exclusive yah dig!?

Alright, let me break it down, give Ralph Hardy the down low, the info that NO one else knows…FreakOlogical are releasing 4 collections in the VERY near future. The collection names are “I’maFreak.”, “Ghetto Lego, From the Block”, “FreakyKids.”, “BeFreaky” and another little something something. That’s not all, in December, we will be launching our own events with a few BIG BIG headliners. I don’t want to say too much. All I will say, is THIS…IS…JUST….THE…BEGINNING! – Ralph Hardy will get the all the down low exclusives before anyone else… Its official I said it, so watch out for Mr Hardy!

Hail up another black brother… Even doh you’re white… You get what I’m saying?!

So where can the people catch you and your garments?

Basically, I am ALL over the WorldWideWeb! So Tweet me, Facebook me, Myspace me WHATEVER! Support the cause!

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www.Freakological.co.uk
www.twitter.com/FreakOLogical
www.facebook.com/Freakological
www.youtube.com/FreakOLogicalTV
www.myspace.com/Freakological

Check em’ and support us!

You can also catch our garms @ our very own store in West London – all details are on the Facebook page!

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LOOK AT MY LIPS ‘TV’ – Chocolate Blonde

Interviewing Chocolate Blonde in Stratford.

Let’s see how far I can get with this. SUPPORT THESE TINGS DEM HERE!

If you need me – RalphHardy@HAMICI.com

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BAD BOY DIALECT!

Back in ’07 man should of had the skull in my hand… SHATTAP!

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‘I’ll sleep at my wake!’ Part 8

Part 8?

You didn’t do part 7 Ralph!

What happened to your numeracy skills Ralph?

WELL… Ms iDoAlot did alot.

THE SNIPER GETS SNIPED!

BUT WAIT!

Instead of me to have sellotape slapped on my eye lids every time I feel like beddy bye bye when I’m around the peoples dem with cameras…

STAY IN THE YARD! STAY IN THE YARD DON'T COME OUT THE YARD!

STAY IN THE YARD! STAY IN THE YARD DON'T COME OUT THE YARD!

SLAP!

Introducing Sian Anderson …

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THAT CAN’T STOP MOI!

HEAD BANGER!

HEAD BANGER!


TWO FOR ONE!

TWO FOR ONE!

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Random Ralph Hearings?! – William Okobi

“Only Mr Burns can say ‘excellent’ with that much conviction… No matter how ‘unexcellent’ it was, you can’t help but think ‘fahk! That was excellent you know?!… It’s like he says it whilst bussing a nut” – William Okobi

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