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®alph aint all there

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THIS BASS WILL KNOCK YOUR GRAN OVER!

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SHE'S ON TEH FLOOR! YOUR GRANNY SHE'S ON THE FLOOR!

I’ve said it before but all these with C.G.I and special FXts are the best! You can have a cameo or a lambo but when you have a video bussing football skills with words then you deserve to be in my iTunes.

JME + PHOTOSHOP AND FINAL CUT PRO = SEHK!

DECO AND SILENCER ARE BAD MEN INA DAT TING TINGS DEYA!?

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HEREEEEE WE GO (8)

Reason for title: Slick Rick is the best story teller.

I’m not gona put up no nothing of his ‘cus you should have it.

Shut your allaya face side.

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GRIME stories are actually jokes.

Let me keep it short ‘n sweet.

– Wiley’s ‘Born On My Own’ on ‘Umbrella Vol.1‘ is SEHHHHK!

– Jme’s ‘Hyping‘ is the earliest example I can remember presently.

‘JME PLEASE PLEASE ME PLUS 4…..DERRRRRKHEAD!’

SOREEEE TING!

SOREEEE TING!

What triggered this post at 3 odd am is one from the E3 resident.

Personally I think it’s his best tune. But I don’t listen to him. It’s the only tune I’ve heard from him. Best by default.

Flee.

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Unrelated but related video.

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‘If it’s not a BB PIN it’s a youtube ting!’

I’ve been called the YOUTUBE WHORE in the past but I swear to the people, ima cut down on all this ‘cus when I see it in other places I do think LAZY…

BUT….

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mr. K has to ‘take it there’ now. UK! Keep standing!

Ay!?.. BOOGIE DOWN BASSIN’ IT.

Skepta Spice? Why?

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NO! NO! LET ME (SAY) NO!

DAVINCHE’S BACK WITH A BRAND NEW FLOW!!

WHY DID I THINK THE CHORUS WAS DONE BY A FEMALE!?!?!?

The tune sounds better without a video. Why’d you do it Davinch’?

‘When i’m around get liver’


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SMOKING ON THAT GRAN DADDY!

LSE BOREDOM SESSION.

Brought to you by SCOOM!!

HEY IGBO BOY…. YOU YOUTUBE WHORE!!

JME GOT THE PROMOTION!!

CRIP TO THE LEFT THEN DANCE!!

CRIP TO THE RIGHT THEN DANCE!!

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Bordem Sessions vol. 1.7

I was bored. Don’t jealous me.

G’BOOSSA!

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