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Swift parody

This still made me laugh in spite of my recent illness.

Man up Ralph

My parody is coming soon…

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Off is the new on.

Kid Cudi Can’t sing but maybe that’s why he’s a good singer.

VYBZING to ‘Already Home’ made me search for more of that no sense of tone hit making music.

Found this by him and David Guetta. My neck hurts now. Pause.

Also found one NEXT video to ‘Day n’ Nite’. Epic-ish

David Kelly schooled me up and told me he got it made for him for $250. Fahk!

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Nostalgia is…

If I could only describe the feeling that took over me as I watched this one minute clips… It was like when I learnt how to ride a bike or when an old lady from yester year called me ‘Nicca’* for the first time… I was around 8 but I still wanted to cut her throat just as slow as I would do it now.

Nostalgia is….

Alternatively, I was going to say ‘or when I first buss a nut… Oh how I long for conkers to come back’ but I thought I’ll leave you with an eye opener. No bukkake.

“Racism is still alive, they just be concealing it”. There is yet to be a mix race or grey album. Think about it.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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Who’s gona run the G Sting tonight?!

Adaggio is definitely trying to cement his comeback; work rate is a lot.

Be sure to watch every second of it.

http://www.twitter.com/adaggio1

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I’M SO WAVY… RIGHT?!

If I go make me a mask [JWLS] won’t see who boied of the ting. If your blogging how you should then you should have seen iDoAlot beginning a whole lot of something that her web space can’t handle.

YOU SEE ME YH!?…. RING OF THE TING! RING OF THE TING!

Sian Anderson reminded her of one incident that happened on the northern line, and I’m guessing LoukiaC got word of it now and it’s gona be a mystery unravel.

After 14 odd seconds I was like ‘OHHHHHHHHHH SHEHHHHHHHHHHT!’

I GOT BARS GUYS! DEAD YOUR WICKED WITCHES OF THE NORTH, SOUTH AND MANCHESTER!?!! WAYS

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Remember when my hair was like that!?!

I start trends nicca!

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This is Death of my Barber

This is Death of my Barber

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Houston… We have a solution!!!!

Kanye West has gone through the maddest transformation recently due to deaths, fahked up hair cuts and ‘fish dicks’

BUT I am pleased to say that the College Dropout Ye is coming back to grace our ears once again.

How do you know this Ralph you ask?

Well shut up and I’ll tell you. My espionage MI6 training and watching years of watching C.S.I has finally payed of.

PARANOID THOUGHT NUMBER 1!

Mr West has released his ‘Spaceship video‘ like a decade late. I first of all thought it was him telling the world that the 808 persona is dying and he’s getting back to reality. Most will say that I’m just on super paro crap

BUT!!!

PARANOID THOUGHT NUMBER 2!

He is producing all of ‘Blueprint 3’ and the 1st single Jay has released is DOA… DEATH OF AUTO-TUNE!

Coincidence?

I think not.

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