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15/09/2009 – “Yo if you didn’t know”

The title of the post is today’s date even though ALL the madness happened yesterday

HOWEVER

I’m getting all the “HAHAHAHAH RALPH YOUR A DAN GAR GAN FOR THAT” today.

BARE THINGS WENT DOWN to say the least.

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Let me kick it off from the beginning *duh*. Forgive me if I miss out chunks… I only do so ‘cus it wasn’t that interesting. I LIED!

Raph and Gary came my house so we could find a house.

We went to Finsbury Park to catch the express train to Hatfield.

Sidebar: Money is a par. We should all trade stuff we own for ‘newer’ stuff. Money is a par.

Watch the par!

Me and Raph didn’t budget enough for the journey HENCE why we bought adult return tickets to POTTERS BAR instead of HATFIELD thinking ‘yeah man we’re safe until we get there…. Minor… There’s no barriers in Hatfield’. Raph… You told me AIR! Raph failed.

‘Gazza’ bought a return ticket to Hatfield BUT it was a child ticket. KAI!

We all joked about who is more F’d for what ticket they bought but in reality, Gaz got NICED!

No inspectors came on. Jeff

We got to Hatfield now, all smiles and laughs, until we got SLAPPED in the face by a big fat closed barrier. No stush big mama.

60 Big Mama

AWAITING us, as if they had nicca vision, was two AF inspector men waiting to par it. Parring it PARRRRRRRRR!

Gaz put his ticket in and RAPH went behind him. Pause.

They didn’t make me aware of their plans. Safe you mudda sucking smucks.

Now it’s the show down

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

I had to get to the other side of the barrier with no ticket. It sounds easy on paper….

BASICALLY I gave him the shoulder then the weights and barged my way through. It was out of character but £20 fine?!!!?

SAFE!

He didn’t completely lose doh…

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.... TEAR IIIIIIIIIIIT (8)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.... TEAR IIIIIIIIIIIT (8)

THAT IS MY VAN’S SHIRT! MY FAVORITE CHECKERED SHIRT! HENCE WHY I DON’T WEAR IT A LOT (SOUNDS DUMB INIT!?) BUT HE RIPPED IT! I KNOW MY DAD CAN STITCH THAT ONE TIME BUT NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… KARMA KNOWS MY LAST NAME!

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Got into Hatfield now. Waited a while. Went to the 1st and only viewing.

The ‘house’ was… Was….

I’ll let you know if we got the place in the end later BUT back to the ting tings.

*Time travel*

I got back to LON now and caught up with Roses Gabor for an interview you should see on the blog and in LIVE magazine or the Urban Development site possibly. You know them unsure ones there *say it n proper English… JOKES!… It sounds like a Shocka bar*

Time flew and Rachel joined us. Moments later a swift walk to Bar Rumba for THE MAGIC TO HAPPEN!

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I LUV LIVE was DEAD in the sense that numbers were low but NEVER will Ralph be in a venue and ‘nothing agwarn?!’

Semi-sidebar (hence it’s still on the topic if you dig): Ears is SICK! He left grime but not on a sellout tip. He done one tune yeah…

SICK!

I dunno for the fanny pack doh…

Open mic came

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM

There was only one guy on the list…

NEVER!

I told Tasha that I would write something and do it but ohhhhh she didn’t believe it… Well I didn’t but I remembered some of my ‘old’ ish and got down with my badself… HIT MEH!

TWITTER WAS POPPING OFF!

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BLISS DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEEEEEEVE!

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Here’s your proof…

All I need to do now to complete my career as a London musician is to get a couple hundred CDs pressed and stand outside footlocker with Mike GLC.

I’m HAPPY I can do stuff like this and feel no way about it. It’s a par if you can’t even go shop to buy credit… What type of life is that star!?

GET A CONTRACT PHONE!

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Okay… Okay… Okay… WAIT!

‘CUS I’M LIVING LIKE I DIED BEFORE (8)

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I luv live… 1st of June. Mardness to say the least.

The music was on point (bar the P.As where a CD was used; I was confused) and the catching of jokes filled my memory to near capacity.

How can ‘Marcie Fen’ as I like to call the duo get any random chicken and chips head piece girls to come do any 1 step move. Video girls need to make a comeback… Viewing pleasure has plummeted.

[INSERT VIDEO FROM IGBO BOY]… FAIL!

Yh blame him for the lack of footage. Your probably saying ‘don’t pass on the blame Ralph’….

Ok…

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No one on the dance floor got a skank like him (8)

90 degrees anti-clockwise… Yh safe.

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On TWO occasion I have nearly been evicted form my family home for playing music too loud.

Why you ask?

‘CUS I PLAY MY MUSIC SO DAMN LOUD YAH HEAR BABY!!! WE GOING INNN!!!’ (Westwood voice)

I’m mastering the ‘Watch me get the bucket full of water out of the well’ dance

DUM DARMMM DADUMM!

P.s I’m known to contradict.

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Where is the love?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ILUVLIVEUK

You see that link yh… Click.

Why aren’t you guys supporting real live music?

GETWIDDIT!?

If I see 100 subscribers by the end of the week I will do the open mic session… Free-styling… Not U.K free-styling but U.S  not prepared bars free-styling. ‘SAY SOMETHING I DON’T LIKE!?’

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You should know by now…

I LUV LIVE… I’ve had better but not to say that this wasn’t jam packed was eventful events?!?!!

Me and Igbo boy strolled in pimpin’ like your grandfather with immaculate tekkas?

So… SO!?… Update the lingo… atleast understand it…

But yh… Uncommonly I wasn’t use to what I was wearing; woke up late for ‘uni’ so I slapped on whatever. Will looking like Neyo as normal doh.

CATCH THE REVIEW ON http://www.urbandevelopment.co.uk/

Saw a coupla of compardres in the venue too… Could of used more of the blogging famo for vibes.

If you don’t already know about ILUVLIVE, it’s a showcase of live REAL music staright to your face bypassing the ear drums! This month whitnessed the likes of Self  Taught beats, Katie Pearl, ‘Princess’ Nya puls more doing them like no other can.

The Dub plate Drama familia rolled through with ‘Hyper! Marcie! Fen! Phonix!’ bringing forth their dancers for ‘the biggest tune of ’09’… BRING BACK THE BOGLE!?

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Big D in the building!

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Schrödinger’s Cat!?!?!??!!?!

Nothing is going right!?!?!?!?!

BUT if I go left 4 times is that me going straight ahead?… think about it…

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NO… I Luv Live!!!

WHATT?!!?!?!?!?!?!

THE ONLY EXCUSE I WANA HEAR YOU WEREN’T AT ILUVLIVE ON THE 9TH OF MARCH 2009 IS

‘SORRY I’M DEAD’

I’m not gona say a bag of bag ‘cus it’s gona either be in the next ProFresh mag, Urban Development website or something else, but yh here it goes…

The show was live.

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thecocknbullkid

I saw her @ I Luv Live @ Cargo a while back and she got the youtube fast.

If you don’t feel… well…

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