PICTIONARY NIGHT

Julie is NANG for having get togethers like this. I propose Blackjack next. No homo

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I like ’em real

The sample is nice! I remember back in my hay day I had the instrumental for it and would just wheel it continuously. Perry is one old school guy.

The video concept is cool too. Don’t know about the execution. To be honest, it’ll sound better without Pixx. Infact. Striver is the best on it. Par

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Off is the new on.

Kid Cudi Can’t sing but maybe that’s why he’s a good singer.

VYBZING to ‘Already Home’ made me search for more of that no sense of tone hit making music.

Found this by him and David Guetta. My neck hurts now. Pause.

Also found one NEXT video to ‘Day n’ Nite’. Epic-ish

David Kelly schooled me up and told me he got it made for him for $250. Fahk!

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GRAN’S A DAN

Some people have recently been saying that ‘Grime is dead’

Logan… See what you’ve done?… See what you’ve caused?

People are thinking that Grime has been sent to the same place that Kellys gone.

Sidebar: P MONEY MONEY MONNNNNEYYYYYY… MONNNNNNNEYYYYYYYY!

Grime ain’t dead. You know why?

My mum’s mum is skippy.

‘Check me out doh’.

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I’m doing my usual after cleanliness session which is as follows:

CHECK EMAIL… CHECK

CHECK TWTTER… CHECK

CHECK YOUTUBE… CHECK

CHECK NEWS… CHECK

CHECK FACEBOOK… Facebook has actually lost it’s sole purpose; bar my phone, it’s kind of not like a big deal.

Anyway, I was on youtube after Ayo posted a video on my page.

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As the day went on I found myself saying bare randomness

Whilst saying it in the house, my gran said the most showernanist thing EVER!

‘We have fruit downstairs… In fact, take something green’

MY GRAN SAID TAKE SOMETHING GREEN!

If only she knew the connotations…

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I can’t breath…

CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR your work area before you press play.

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NIGERIAN NNEKA!

Skype calls have benefited me in a major way!

I’ve recently got my new MACBERRY

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

At this point I would like to make you all aware that I do have a Blackberry

Boo I hear you say!?

In my defense I had it before it was a ‘hype’ and there were songs made for it as well as it actually helping me with the life I have now (don’t ask)

My peoples dem have indirectly made me think why am I doing what I do but that’s for another day

Sidebar: I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but even the joke is at my expense, a joke is a joke… My skin is tougher than Lacey Duvalle’s neck back. BRA KA KA KA KAAAA!

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I remember in a past skype convo with the cool kids, cool kid S aka Sian aka parring is my second language aka Curly Fry

Photo 196(CURLY FRY! GAGAGAGAGA… I crack myself up… But I would doh… don’t ask bad man ANYTHING! ANYTHING? YH ANYTHING!… SKADOOSH)

played one tune that didn’t do justice over the net but with the help of google…

Screen shot 2009-09-07 at 01.27.42NNEKA YOUR WHOLE FACE TOP RUDE BOY!

That’s one wicked product from the mother land

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I’m currently watching MTV BASE and saw another female who may be from them corners of the world.

I say may as the Internet lies about BARE stuff so yh…

Sidebar: J2K is nang.

Sidebar 2: I only just realised that its MTV BASE and not MTV BASS

Go figure.

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®alph aint all there

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