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15/09/2009 – “Yo if you didn’t know”

The title of the post is today’s date even though ALL the madness happened yesterday

HOWEVER

I’m getting all the “HAHAHAHAH RALPH YOUR A DAN GAR GAN FOR THAT” today.

BARE THINGS WENT DOWN to say the least.

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Let me kick it off from the beginning *duh*. Forgive me if I miss out chunks… I only do so ‘cus it wasn’t that interesting. I LIED!

Raph and Gary came my house so we could find a house.

We went to Finsbury Park to catch the express train to Hatfield.

Sidebar: Money is a par. We should all trade stuff we own for ‘newer’ stuff. Money is a par.

Watch the par!

Me and Raph didn’t budget enough for the journey HENCE why we bought adult return tickets to POTTERS BAR instead of HATFIELD thinking ‘yeah man we’re safe until we get there…. Minor… There’s no barriers in Hatfield’. Raph… You told me AIR! Raph failed.

‘Gazza’ bought a return ticket to Hatfield BUT it was a child ticket. KAI!

We all joked about who is more F’d for what ticket they bought but in reality, Gaz got NICED!

No inspectors came on. Jeff

We got to Hatfield now, all smiles and laughs, until we got SLAPPED in the face by a big fat closed barrier. No stush big mama.

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AWAITING us, as if they had nicca vision, was two AF inspector men waiting to par it. Parring it PARRRRRRRRR!

Gaz put his ticket in and RAPH went behind him. Pause.

They didn’t make me aware of their plans. Safe you mudda sucking smucks.

Now it’s the show down

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

Ralph vs Nigerian... Who's who!?

I had to get to the other side of the barrier with no ticket. It sounds easy on paper….

BASICALLY I gave him the shoulder then the weights and barged my way through. It was out of character but £20 fine?!!!?

SAFE!

He didn’t completely lose doh…

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.... TEAR IIIIIIIIIIIT (8)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP.... TEAR IIIIIIIIIIIT (8)

THAT IS MY VAN’S SHIRT! MY FAVORITE CHECKERED SHIRT! HENCE WHY I DON’T WEAR IT A LOT (SOUNDS DUMB INIT!?) BUT HE RIPPED IT! I KNOW MY DAD CAN STITCH THAT ONE TIME BUT NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… KARMA KNOWS MY LAST NAME!

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Got into Hatfield now. Waited a while. Went to the 1st and only viewing.

The ‘house’ was… Was….

I’ll let you know if we got the place in the end later BUT back to the ting tings.

*Time travel*

I got back to LON now and caught up with Roses Gabor for an interview you should see on the blog and in LIVE magazine or the Urban Development site possibly. You know them unsure ones there *say it n proper English… JOKES!… It sounds like a Shocka bar*

Time flew and Rachel joined us. Moments later a swift walk to Bar Rumba for THE MAGIC TO HAPPEN!

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I LUV LIVE was DEAD in the sense that numbers were low but NEVER will Ralph be in a venue and ‘nothing agwarn?!’

Semi-sidebar (hence it’s still on the topic if you dig): Ears is SICK! He left grime but not on a sellout tip. He done one tune yeah…

SICK!

I dunno for the fanny pack doh…

Open mic came

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMM

There was only one guy on the list…

NEVER!

I told Tasha that I would write something and do it but ohhhhh she didn’t believe it… Well I didn’t but I remembered some of my ‘old’ ish and got down with my badself… HIT MEH!

TWITTER WAS POPPING OFF!

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BLISS DIDN’T WANT TO BELIEEEEEEVE!

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Here’s your proof…

All I need to do now to complete my career as a London musician is to get a couple hundred CDs pressed and stand outside footlocker with Mike GLC.

I’m HAPPY I can do stuff like this and feel no way about it. It’s a par if you can’t even go shop to buy credit… What type of life is that star!?

GET A CONTRACT PHONE!

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GRAN’S A DAN

Some people have recently been saying that ‘Grime is dead’

Logan… See what you’ve done?… See what you’ve caused?

People are thinking that Grime has been sent to the same place that Kellys gone.

Sidebar: P MONEY MONEY MONNNNNEYYYYYY… MONNNNNNNEYYYYYYYY!

Grime ain’t dead. You know why?

My mum’s mum is skippy.

‘Check me out doh’.

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I’m doing my usual after cleanliness session which is as follows:

CHECK EMAIL… CHECK

CHECK TWTTER… CHECK

CHECK YOUTUBE… CHECK

CHECK NEWS… CHECK

CHECK FACEBOOK… Facebook has actually lost it’s sole purpose; bar my phone, it’s kind of not like a big deal.

Anyway, I was on youtube after Ayo posted a video on my page.

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As the day went on I found myself saying bare randomness

Whilst saying it in the house, my gran said the most showernanist thing EVER!

‘We have fruit downstairs… In fact, take something green’

MY GRAN SAID TAKE SOMETHING GREEN!

If only she knew the connotations…

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NIGERIAN NNEKA!

Skype calls have benefited me in a major way!

I’ve recently got my new MACBERRY

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

At this point I would like to make you all aware that I do have a Blackberry

Boo I hear you say!?

In my defense I had it before it was a ‘hype’ and there were songs made for it as well as it actually helping me with the life I have now (don’t ask)

My peoples dem have indirectly made me think why am I doing what I do but that’s for another day

Sidebar: I don’t know if I’ve said this before, but even the joke is at my expense, a joke is a joke… My skin is tougher than Lacey Duvalle’s neck back. BRA KA KA KA KAAAA!

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I remember in a past skype convo with the cool kids, cool kid S aka Sian aka parring is my second language aka Curly Fry

Photo 196(CURLY FRY! GAGAGAGAGA… I crack myself up… But I would doh… don’t ask bad man ANYTHING! ANYTHING? YH ANYTHING!… SKADOOSH)

played one tune that didn’t do justice over the net but with the help of google…

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That’s one wicked product from the mother land

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I’m currently watching MTV BASE and saw another female who may be from them corners of the world.

I say may as the Internet lies about BARE stuff so yh…

Sidebar: J2K is nang.

Sidebar 2: I only just realised that its MTV BASE and not MTV BASS

Go figure.

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“www.com”

The last recorded moments with the other music4good hopefuls. Sidebar: My Facebook is going mad crazy joe!?

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Flirta D’s 1st lyric

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‘I’ll sleep at my wake!’ Part 9

Milkshake Mike
Milkshake Mike

 From getting the camera man to the writer… I’m going innnnnnnnnnnn!

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Lawrence Gichigi

I’ve told guys NOT TO SLEEP AROUND ME!

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Red eye

Two tunes that are keeping me awake – cake, supermalt and a variety of MILF’s are failing my attention

KANYE’S PART RIPS TA BLUED FIE-YARRRRRRRR!?

Sidebar: Moment of silence for the real MILFs that have graced my eyes and my dreams.

I SALUTE YOUUUU (8)

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