Aunty Sandra

My good chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm(p) Jwls as typos like to know her as had the wickedest gathering of mates this side of the Millenium… If you don’t include Diddy’s white parties and the MDMA peoples in Glastonbury.

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Basically it was all fun and games, alcohol and Julie, music and Sam, ME AND FOOD etc etc

Basically this post will be better if Julie picked up her phone

I’m saying Julie bare times right about now… And why not!?!?

DON’T ASK NO BAD MAN NO QUESTIONS

Grrr

Bare days before her birthday.

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Aunty Sandra is a guy (no sex change). At this point I will like to say that I don’t know if  ‘Aunty Sandra’ is actually Julie’s aunty ‘cus far as i’m aware 93% of Africa call their mum’s friend’s aunty.

ALSO!

I would like to state that I do have a problem with gays. Yh I said it. BATTY MAN FI DEAD.

ESPECIALLY!

When they come in my store (dun know being a supervisor for the odd  day ‘n dat. Bwap!) and try on WOMEN’S SHOES!

I don’t know about the gay thing yh but when your gay I’m pretty sure you don’t wear women’s clothes.

Watch the par! Watch the par!

Ralph – ‘Do you want a pop sock sir

Gay dude – ‘Nah it’s fine… I have one’

THIS GUY BROUGHT OUT A PLASTIC BAG! NOT NO NEXT BAG! A LIDL BAG!

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NOT EVEN THEM BLUE SOFT PLASTIC BAGS – LIDL IS HARD BODY!

But back to the matter at hand…

Aunty Sandra had that Pasta that you concentrate on. That pasta you eat and LOOK atit’s detail before you box it down. The pasta you eat and don’t breath

THAT PASTA YOU CONTINUE TO EAT WHILST HOODLEMS RUN IN YOUR HOME AND TAKE YOUR ISH!

That good good.

That good good like when you marry a white girl (to the Af’s) just to get your Passport and you get blyed.

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Fail x

Hitting approx 3 am the jokes continued and continued and continued…

J came in out of nowhere and hit the crowd with her funny antidote about crazy women dem playing hop scotch with their whole FAYYYYYYYY- EEEEEEEEE – AAAAAAAAAAACE!

Best game of the moment

Kill Jeremy Kyle

kill jjjjjjj

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Fail x (squared)

Late night / early morning T.V is a par.

Being death and blind are two different things but the controllers at the stations are too high off fudge cakes to comprehend the somethings.

Major JEFF if your trying to read it.

Major JEFF if your trying to read it.

BTW watch the music channels when this guy comes up – MARD SKANKS!

Sidebar: SNM is the worst acronym ever devised.

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Good times with good people is just good. Introducing the survivors (minus Yemi Draygo)

The timer function is WICKED!

The timer function is WICKED!

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