After Wednesday’s events… Not going with anyone to the cinema and all… Angie tried to make amends… AND SHE DID!
STRAIGHT TO THE 02!
Alien vs Monsters… LIVEST!
One thing I need to clear up… The movie is ‘Monsters vs Aliens’… WHY!?!!?!?! Grammatically it should be the A before the M. Why did Disney par it? Why oh why did they par the Collins dictionary? next thing.
Besides that it was on point… I dozed of for like a minute, like I usually do, but it was the ting.
My man said ‘O.M.G’ – HA! You had to of seen it
This is the line doh…
‘I don’t want to be known as the President in office when the world ends’
I don’t think you understand how many under 10’s in the cinema looked at me like ‘WTF?!’
Its gets a 8/10.
If it was in 4D then it would of been A MARDNESS!
4D… 4D!?…. there is such a thing as 4D… Haven’t you been on Honey I shrunk the Kids where the rats touch your leg…. ARGH… MEMORIES.
Step 2, whats my next move? Coca butter and talcum powder? Nah.
Got a full meal in Nandos with only £1.85
SHUT UPPP…. HOW?!
‘1st step forget the John Hancock
next step extra hot peri sauce
and then you just laugh when your done
and you tell people its the poor mans run
Chips is £1.85 and that’s ALL i spent for my meal.
I asked for a loyalty card at the BOTTOM floor of the Nandos.
Next step is to forge the signatures of 5 Nando’s employees and make up dates.
Then you go to the TOP floor of the restaurant and claim your half of chicken.
BANG on the ‘Black magic bottle sause’ (not my words) until water touches your eyes.
‘excuse me… excuse me please… can I have a cup of water please? The sauce isn’t half hot is it?
Go to the drink dispenser… pour out the water… Then fill it up like BANG!
Google maps is a mad stalker thing on the BB… I could of sworn they need permission to track me like that!?!?
It’s a par if you bought SAT NAV for it.
Currently listening to:
LOL @ 2:06