DRUNK PEOPLE FEEL ME YOU KNOW!?
I was on my way home Sunday night from my guy Brown sugs’ crib (WATCH THE TRIBAL SKANK VIDEO SOON COME) and departed from Unstoppable & Ayo – Journo to cross paths with the drunk… yet again.
I jumped on the stagecoach to be joined a few stops later by 2 drunk Eastern European women who were just a bag of confusement.
Drunk people are not mugs.
They got on and were hyping about where they came from (I said don’t ask me… it was a bag of ululation) when the driver was like ‘you can’t come on the bus like that’. At this point they were drunk.
They were not fully drunk ‘cus they hotted the driver and was like (baring in mind that they were Eastern European) ‘NO! THE LAW SAYS YOU CAN”T DRINK ON THE BUS!… IT DOESN’T SAY I CAN’T COME ON DRUNK!
It had to be applauded.
They sat near me and straight away started to drink their ‘juice’ like it was water. One started to nice the other and it was just so amusing! The appologies they gave the passangers was not serious in the slightest.
‘We are the vodka girls… we are the vodka girls’ ( 8 )
I swear they had chicken n’ chips for like 10?… She didn’t wana wait…
There was a ‘Nigerian’ (I don’t know he was from there for defo but you know when you just know) that felt… smiling ‘huuundred percent’ at them!
And this is what he felt….
P.s I LIED! THERE IS SOMETHING THAT FEELS JUST AS WENG AS BLOGGING WITH SPECIAL FRIED RICE AND THE MULTI-VIT DRANK!… BLOGGING WITH VITAFIT PINEAPPLE JUICE! SHATTAP SHATTAP SHATTAP!